- me: my arm hurts
- mom: it's the computer
- me: my eyes hurt
- mom: it's the computer
- me: i have a nosebleed
- mom: it's the computer
- me: i have a fever
- mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
- me: im pregnant
- mom: it's the computer
- me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
- mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
sobs
and they were childhood…friends…..
