Facts about the signs
- Aries: Probably using the Internet
- Taurus: Probably using an electrical device
- Gemini: Probably has a tumblr account
- Cancer: Probably alive or something
- Leo: Possibly breathing
- Virgo: Probably likes something more than they should
- Libra: Has opinions
- Scorpio: Probably eats?
- Sagittarius: Probably has a problem with bugs
- Capricorn: Is actually corn
- Aquarius: Is actually water
- Pisces: Probably
